June 2012
466 posts
kanyewestvirginia:
What even is tumblr.com
“How embarrassing it is to be human.”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via calloway)
jpegartifacts:
oh well hey i just discovered that javascript has switch statements that makes things fairly easier
skinned-teen:
Scientists say that there’s a possibility of Mars having enough water to support life. But there’s no wifi so no one cares bye
boy: you fucking cunt
adults: oh well boys will be boys
girl: oh shit
adults: oh my god young ladies shouldn't be cursing shame on you go wash out your mouth with soap you've brought the devil in our home
Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
“top 5 sexiest men for me.”
– Jhonny fucking Deep
James sexy Franco
Will Smith
Jhonny fucking Deep
The babe Zayn Malik ( took to create )
mermaidcunt:
i was passing by the bathroom and my brother’s white ass friend is in there. he just said “i’m not a hipster but i can make your hips turn yeah gurl”.
immaculate-miscuntception:
I love that feeling, just before it’s about to storm… the skies go a dark, cloudy blue… the wind picks up and all the trees rustle… the animals and birds go into hiding and all you can smell the storm in the air
dear diary...
bradturdboy:
diaryoflouistomlinson:
a fan told me they took a bus, a seven hour drive, a four hour flight, and a boat to see me and the boys wow do you want an award or something all you did was contribute to global warming congratulations
omg
porn4ladies:
Love your vagina?
Be proud of your vagina :)
http://lovemyvagina.tumblr.com/
Big labia, small labia? Are you self-conscious?
DONT BE, WE’RE ALL NORMAL!
thiswouldhavebeenhandylikeweeksagojesuschrist
Questions not usually asked:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8: Do you have freckles?
9: Do you always smile for pictures?
10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
13: What about pooped in the woods?
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16: How many people have you slept with this week?
17: What size is your bed?
18: What is your Song of the week?
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20: Do you still watch cartoons?
21: Whats your least favorite movie?
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23: What do you drink with dinner?
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25: What is your favorite food?
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31: Can you change the oil on a car?
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33: Ever ran out of gas?
34: Favorite kind of sandwich?
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36: What is your usual bedtime?
37: Are you lazy?
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40: How many languages can you speak?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43: Are you stubborn?
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45: Ever watch soap operas?
46: Are you afraid of heights?
47: Do you sing in the car?
48: Do you sing in the shower?
49: Do you dance in the car?
50: Ever used a gun?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53: Is Christmas stressful?
54: Ever eat a pierogi?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie?
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57: Do you believe in ghosts?
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59: Take a vitamin daily?
60: Wear slippers?
61: Wear a bath robe?
62: What do you wear to bed?
63: First concert?
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65: Nike or Adidas?
66: Cheetos Or Fritos?
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69: Ever take dance lessons?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71: Can you curl your tongue?
72: Ever won a spelling bee?
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74: Own any record albums?
75: Own a record player?
76: Regularly burn incense?
77: Ever been in love?
78: Who would you like to see in concert?
79: What was the last concert you saw?
80: Hot tea or cold tea?
81: Tea or coffee?
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83: Can you swim well?
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85: Are you patient?
86: DJ or band, at a wedding?
87: Ever won a contest?
88: Ever have plastic surgery?
89: Which are better black or green olives?
90: Can you knit or crochet?
91: Best room for a fireplace?
92: Do you want to get married?
93: If married, how long have you been married?
94: Who was your HS crush?
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96: Do you have kids?
97: Do you want kids?
98: Whats your favorite color?
99: Do you miss anyone right now? who?
Anonymous asked: do you miss any of your friends currently?
jpegartifacts:
sext: do you want to watch space jam
tl;dr
so today is jays birthday and he’s 18 and its somewhat surreal because he’s being real depressed about it so its hard for me to be like yay you’re old when he’s like omgimoldidontwanttobeold and i love him but he needs to love his fucking birthday bc i can’t love it for him i have my own shit to love like him for example
also jay if youre reading this do your...
